The snow is falling, and so are our defenses against the cold, harsh reality of winter. But don’t worry, we’ve got some snow storm jokes to melt your worries away, or at least give you a chuckle while you’re snowed in. Here are five snow storm jokes to get you started:
Why was the snowman sad? He was having a meltdown, and not just because of the rising temperatures. It seems he was under a lot of pressure, and his carrot nose was feeling a little “steamed.”
What did the snowflake say to the ground? “I’ve got a flaky feeling about this landing.” It’s a bit of a stretch, but when you’re delicate and unique, like a snowflake, every landing counts.
Why did the skier bring a ladder to the mountain? He wanted to take his skiing to the next level. After all, when the powder is deep, and the slopes are steep, you need to be willing to elevate your game.
What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle with a receding hairline, or just a guy having a meltdown. It’s a bit of a cold truth, but someone’s got to face the music when the seasons change.
Why did the snowplow driver quit his job? He was fed up with all the drift, and the constant pressure to plow through the night. It’s not easy clearing the way for everyone else, especially when you’re the one who’s always getting snowed under.
These jokes might not make you laugh so hard you’ll cry, but they should give you a warm and fuzzy feeling on a cold winter’s day. And remember, when life gives you snow, make snow angels – or at least, try to make a few snow jokes to brighten up someone’s day.
